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penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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stuffaboutminneapolis:

What happened in Dinkytown last night after the Gophers lost the National Championship?

This.

I’ve never seen anything quite so beautiful.

via Rand Ball’s Stu and Aschenncc.

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"I am not a girl, I am a storm with skin."

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"Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off."

- Richard Pryor (via sleepy-ghosts)

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pantymime:

if there’s anything I can’t handle right now it’s this

pantymime:

if there’s anything I can’t handle right now it’s this

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glutenfreewaffles:

remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees

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heyfunniest:

is this even a kid show

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fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

(via skysignal)

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"I long so much to make beautiful things. But beautiful things require effort and disappointment and perseverance."

- Vincent van Gogh   (via vintagegal)

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Saoirse Ronan as Agatha in The Grand Budapest Hotel (x)

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